Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions is known for being a bit nutty but a great player.  A couple of weeks ago the Lions were playing the Packers of Green Bay in a sporting contest.  During the game he stepped on Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay's quarterback) not once, but twice, while walking backwards. He said it was cold and he couldn't tell the difference between the frozen Green Bay tundra and a human leg.  Suh was initially suspended for a game but appealed it and the suspension was lifted. 

During this time, whenever it was on the radio being talked about, I kept singing "Come on, come on, do the Ndamukong!" (if you heard Buckner and Garcia's "Do The Donkey Kong," which I have hundreds of times, you can see how it fits!)  So I decided to take the Do The Donkey Kong song and merge it with Ndamukong, and came up with this:

Do The Ndamukong

Wave your leg in the air, stomp your foot on the ground,
And if you're really lucky there will be no flag around.
Open up the speculation, step on a bone,
You can do it to opponents, you can't do it all alone.
Walk the field backwards, 'till the ref's whistle blows,
You'll probably break Green Bay's heart if you get up too far, you know..
Pound upon your chest then take a short jet ride,
At the football offices you might not get a free ride.

Chorus:
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Do the Ndamukong
Do the Ndamukong!
Come on, come on.
Come on, Come on.
Do the Ndamukong.
Do the Ndamukong.